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Nick Helm

There Is Nothing You Can Do To Me That I Haven't Already Done To Myself

Swindon Arts Centre

Sat 28 October

Nick Helm
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Stop fearing the worst. It’s already happened. So instead of crying about it, why not crawl out of your homemade nuclear fallout shelters and bear witness to living legend and National Treasure-in-waiting, Nick Helm as he delivers some home truths about life, love and how not to be a dick.

This is a call to arms to anyone that feels hard done by and short-changed by this ugly new world. It’s time to take ownership and rise from the ashes as we learn to believe in ourselves again. For one night in your pathetic lives, let’s believe in a better world. Let’s believe in Nick Helm.

British Comedy Award winner, double Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee, BAFTA nominated filmmaker and star of BBC3’s Uncle, Heavy Entertainment, C4’s Loaded, Live at the Apollo and regular on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, Nick Helm sets off on his first national tour in order to bring his unique blend of high octane stand up, music and poetry, in person, to the people.

Genuinely exciting The Telegraph ★★★★★

A smorgasbord of delights. Helm is a comic tour de force, and then some The Mail on Sunday ★★★★

A true comedy daredevil. Utterly exhilarating Time Out ★★★★

A full-on assault on the senses of humour, dignity and pathos Chortle ★★★★

Leaves the audience on a massive high. This is worth every penny British Comedy Guide ★★★★½

Blew my mind Jimmy Carr


Tickets: £14.50

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